School

Well, today is the first day of school.... Again....

So, I thought I would add some lyrics to some school related songs!

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

-The Wall, Pink Floyd


Back to school!
Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool!
I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight,
I hope I don't get in a fight!
Ohhhh, back to school!
Back to school!
Back to school!
Well, here goes nothing!

-Billy Madison

Someone please save us, us college kids
What my parents told me is what i did
They said go to school and be a college kid
But in the end I questioned why I did

I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to spend
Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Matthews band
My girlfriends at another school I know this year will test her
I called, found out she had 3 other boyfriends last semester

[Chorus]And that's why I say
Oh no, not for me, not for me
Call it torture, call it university
No, arts and crafts is all i need
I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree

-College Kids, Relient K

Back when I was in third grade
I woke up late for school one day
I ran around trying to get dressed
I left the house with my hair a mess

I got to class
I was met with a shock
The teacher stood and pointed at the clock
And said "Show and tell, you're the last one left.
You'd better go or you'll get an F."

Got up in front of the whole class
I was sweaty, nervous, thinkin' fast
I had not brought anything to show
So I thought I'd tell the kids what they needed to know-oh!

(Chorus)Took my heart to show and tell
So all the kids could see inside, I
Took my heart to show and tell
And now they know I've got Christ in my life (x2)

I told them Jesus was my best friend
He's there for me to hold my hand
I said that he'd do the same for you
If you'd just believe that he's true

-Show and Tell, Relient K