Stress

oddest at work conversation:

• Bonnie: So who do you dance with?
• Me: My instructor, Tim Dustin. He is incredible. He has more cuban motion than any woman.
• Bonnie (to others entering the office): Kim's partner is a little light in the loafers.
• Me: He is not gay.
• Bonnie: Sure.
• Me: He's married and has two children.
• Bonnie: So was I.

Yeee-ikes.

do people ever put their hands on your thighs while they are talking to you to emphasize a point? how weird does that make you feel on a scale of 1 - freak out?

• depends on the person.... i know scandalous. The average joe, not so much = 2. Old people. Yes. Always = Freak Out.

does Rachel Ray's scarf make you hungry for duncan donuts? it sure does for me!

• Um, no. My first thought without reading the attached article was that it reminded me of a dead animal. So. yeah.

who wants to get together and have a sibling swim-fest sometime soon?

• Swim fest? No thanks. I am going to do my best to steer clear of a swim suit this summer. Anything else though, I am game.

best-worst idea ever:
a) rocket chair
b) shotgun weddings
c) vaporizer (did you all get shocked as many times as i did when you were kids?)
d) spandex - I am a dancer. I love spandex, even though it looks horrible on everyone.



Yup, tomorrow at 2:00 PM. I will be dancing in public for the first time ever. Scary. Trying hard not to panic.